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萬聖節賀文Trick or treat

第一彈。Marvel
鐵蟲/盾鐵/Superfamily/賤蟲/霜鐵

❧ 鐵蟲
"Trick or treat." Said Peter, with a spooky voice.
"There you are." Tony gave the little boy all of his candies.
Peter seemed unhappy. He just wanted a chance to play a trick.
「不給糖就搗蛋。」Peter以毛骨悚然的聲音說道。
「給你。」Tony把所有的糖果都給了這個小男孩。
Peter覺得不開心，他只是想要有個能搗蛋的機會。

❧ 盾鐵
"Are we suitable being Superman and Batman?"
"Why not? Superman and Batman are the gayest couple in DC. Besides, you can fit in the costume without any fake muscle. Isn't it great?" Tony was satisfied with the Dark Knight he became.
Steve thought for a few seconds, then said: "....Yeah, you are right."
「我們裝扮成超人和蝙蝠俠合適嗎？」
「哪裡不合適了？超人和蝙蝠俠是DC裡面最基的CP了，而且你不需要那些假腹肌就能把這身裝扮給撐起來了，比電影裡那些傢伙還要逼真，這不是挺好的嗎？」Tony滿意地看著自己化身為黑暗騎士的模樣。
Steve思索了幾秒後應道：「……嗯，你說的沒錯。」

❧ Superfamily
"Wow! It's a werewolf!"
"Whoa! It's a vampire!"
Once Peter saw a scary thing, he gave his fathers puppy dog eyes. Tony cut him down to size while Steve was comforting his little boy with patience.
"Oh! It's the Iron Man!" With that he gave his daddy a mischievous wink.
"Eww! It's a spider!" Peter was terrified. He screamed and hid behind his papa.
Tony felt tired. He looked at Peter and said:  "When will you become a real man?"
「Wow，是狼人！」
「Whoa，是吸血鬼！」
Peter只要看到可怕的東西就會向爸爸們投以以無辜的眼神，Tony會在Steve耐心安慰他的小男孩時揭穿真相。
「Oh，是鋼鐵人！」Peter對自家daddy調皮地眨了眨眼。
「Eww！有蜘蛛！」Peter嚇到了，他尖叫著躲到papa身後。
Tony覺得心累，他看著Peter說道：「你何時才會成為一個真正的男人？」

❧ 賤蟲
"There are some Halloween candy for you, Spidey." Said Wade.
"I don't want any candy. I am not a kid." Answered Peter.
Then Peter ate all candies in half an hour.
「這些萬聖節糖果給你，Spidey。」Wade說道。
「我不想要糖果，我不是孩子。」Peter如此回應道。
然後Peter在半小時內吃光所有糖果。

❧ 霜鐵
"What will you dress up as for Halloween?"
"I don't need to dress up. I'll just be myself." Loki narcissistically stared into his reflection in the mirror. He was pleased with himself. "It's perfect!"
"....Boring." Tony rolled his eyes at Loki.
「你萬聖節要裝扮成什麼？」
「我不需要裝扮，我只需要做我自己。」Loki自戀地凝視著鏡子裡的人影，他對自己感到滿意，「完美！」
「……無聊。」Tony對Loki翻了個白眼。

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